March 07, 2011
- Never eat sweets for breakfast.
- Take baths often.
- Google is the easiest spell check.
- Never poop under time constraints.
- Wait for your pizza to cool down before you eat it.
- Having children is great.
- Always make your bed.
- Eat new things whenever you can.
- Be patient.
- Take your vitamins.
- Save your game at every chance.
- Charcoal is better than gas.
- If you think today's music sucks, you're not looking hard enough.
- Throw accumulated trash away whenever you fill your gas tank.
- Keep eye drops in your pocket so they will be warm when you use them.